By NotDying - 08/04/2015 12:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML
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Thanks for the comments and suggestions. This has actually happened to me a few times before. I have a strange medical condition that affects my hormones, so that is the most likely culprit. I am seeing quite a few doctors, and none of them are very concerned. They have conducted quite a few tests and nothing was too out of the ordinary. I do not have a tumor (thankfully). To #1, I have been told not to express it because that can encourage my body to produce more milk, but that was quite a nice suggestion. I didn't actually know they did that. :) #3 I am actually not on the pill because I reacted badly to it due to my condition. (I had my period for 5 months straight. Yeah, that wasn't very fun) Also, to everyone suggesting I may be pregnant, my purity ring would beg to differ ;P Again, thanks for the concern and the laughs :) but the situation is under control. Bye!

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You can always use one of those milking machines (no idea about the English term sorry) and give it away. I believe there are hospitals who collect this for moms who have trouble lactating.

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chadallac 9
MzZombicidal 36

When milk leaks from a persons breasts.

blahman234 1

You should go see a doctor.

You should just tape your nipples. Problem solved. But in all seriousness, good luck with everything and I hope you stay healthy

Never heard of that! Especially being a virgin and all. Good luck! Hope you're doing well.

I did that at 14 i have a tumor that causes that

this is known to happen to women who are around babies or really young children a lot due to your body recognizing the presence of the child it happened to my boyfriend's sister. she was constantly taking care of her new born twin nieces that she started to lactate Hope this helps

Hmmm Galactorrhea.... U need to see yur doctor!!!

maybe you should take a pregnancy test