By NotDying - 08/04/2015 12:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML
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NotDying 4

Thanks for the comments and suggestions. This has actually happened to me a few times before. I have a strange medical condition that affects my hormones, so that is the most likely culprit. I am seeing quite a few doctors, and none of them are very concerned. They have conducted quite a few tests and nothing was too out of the ordinary. I do not have a tumor (thankfully). To #1, I have been told not to express it because that can encourage my body to produce more milk, but that was quite a nice suggestion. I didn't actually know they did that. :) #3 I am actually not on the pill because I reacted badly to it due to my condition. (I had my period for 5 months straight. Yeah, that wasn't very fun) Also, to everyone suggesting I may be pregnant, my purity ring would beg to differ ;P Again, thanks for the concern and the laughs :) but the situation is under control. Bye!

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You can always use one of those milking machines (no idea about the English term sorry) and give it away. I believe there are hospitals who collect this for moms who have trouble lactating.

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look on the bright side, the sentence could have ended with ..Or wasn't male.

Im pretty sure thats a hormonal (menstrual) thing.. Im the same age and im pretty sure i've experienced that too

Raze_Roze 7

Hot. Too bad about the whole "only 16" thing.

go to the doctor honey something is wrong.

or male.. xD I was hoping this would be at the end.

SquirrellyGirl 20

It's okay. This happened to me once when I was 13 or 14. It turned out that my bikini top rubbing against my nipples cause it. No big deal