By NotDying - 08/04/2015 12:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML
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NotDying 4

Thanks for the comments and suggestions. This has actually happened to me a few times before. I have a strange medical condition that affects my hormones, so that is the most likely culprit. I am seeing quite a few doctors, and none of them are very concerned. They have conducted quite a few tests and nothing was too out of the ordinary. I do not have a tumor (thankfully). To #1, I have been told not to express it because that can encourage my body to produce more milk, but that was quite a nice suggestion. I didn't actually know they did that. :) #3 I am actually not on the pill because I reacted badly to it due to my condition. (I had my period for 5 months straight. Yeah, that wasn't very fun) Also, to everyone suggesting I may be pregnant, my purity ring would beg to differ ;P Again, thanks for the concern and the laughs :) but the situation is under control. Bye!

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Headcrab 29

You can always use one of those milking machines (no idea about the English term sorry) and give it away. I believe there are hospitals who collect this for moms who have trouble lactating.

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haley_amanda 14

yeah get a blood test done & see if you are producing too much prolactin. that started when I was 15 & thought nothing of it. I'm now 20 and found out I have a tumor on my pituitary gland causing me to over produce the hormone prolactin. I still have the tumor and the side effects are pretty bad, may become infertile. I found out and took the blood tests after losing my menstrual cycle and having discharge from my nipples. a blood test & MRI later confirmed it. hope everything is well :) & you catch it early. BTW it's benign. so if you have the same thing, it isn't cancerous :)

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live2loveurself 11

Maybe you are pregnant, go take a pregnancy test or go to the doctor's.

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copperfrand 1

I'm a 23 year old not pregnant female who has "lactated" from both breasts for a little over two years. It's not a lot of "milk" and it only happens if I squeeze really hard. Freaked out about it and went to the doctor immediately upon noticing it and the doctor told me that apparently for some women, this is just a "thing" that happens and is totally normal. I had an MRI a year before the lactation started and idk if a tumor would have shown up then but yeah my doctor said it was normal. I also read somewhere that the copper IUD(I have one) can cause nipple discharge but my doctor said she'd never heard of that. Just giving my experience with this.

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daddysgirl8 21

If you're hormones aren't right that can cause you to lactate. I suggest seeing your lady doctor. You can also breast feed babies and get money for it I believe.

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Crakagor_fml 4

Could someone please explain to me why it isn't "Or *were* pregnant." ? English isn't my native language and from what I've learned I don't understand. :(

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1030love 10

it should be were. as in "Or if I were pregnant."

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RayRey009 5

I heard you can make cheese from human milk! Just kidding. See a doctor!

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baby4mommy 27

Anything that can be made from cows or goats milk can be made from human breast milk. I suspect any milk from a lactating mammal could be made into ice cream, cheese etc. There was a shop in that was briefly selling ice cream made from human breast milk in the UK.

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vmbrocca 13

I started lactating for no valid reason at 16 too. The cause was my now ex anti-depressants Zoloft. The drug also caused severe 30 pound weight gain. I hope you are able to stop the problem and wish you the best. I feel your pain.

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MrCantgetright 4

ah yes, the new season of Teen Mom has begun.

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jhoe89 13

I had this happen to. the doctor will keep a close eye on it bc it can be horrible things. usually not. mine was birth control pills and under wire bras...easy fix just scary

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