Miscellaneous: Today, I spilt purple washing detergent all over my white carpet....

By carpetoops - 21/06/2009 16:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I spilt purple washing detergent all over my white carpet. Desperate to get it up I grabbed a blue towel and started mopping it up. The detergent hasn't stained the carpet at all, the blue dye from the towel has. FML

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By Stef - 05/12/2018 05:00

Today, as I was about to go to bed, the lid came off a brand new bottle of laundry detergent and it toppled down my carpeted basement steps. 3 hours, 2 dozen microfiber cloths, and a bucket of water later and my steps are still full of suds. I went to bed at 3 am and my 10 week old was up at 4 am. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

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By Bawsack - 06/04/2017 00:00

Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML

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By Danielle - 09/04/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

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By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's home. To my surprise, the white expensive carpet was dyed grey due to something in the solution. The owner held me hostage in her house by barracading the door until my manager got there. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 17:32 - United States

Today, I was at my summer babysitting job. The family's dog puked on the carpet and I proceeded to clean it up with baking soda and a mix of water/vinegar. Instead of blending in with the other areas of the carpet, the one spot I cleaned is white while the other areas are still darkened by filth. FML

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By troublewithbleach - 06/04/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML

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By JB - 07/12/2011 14:29 - United States

Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2019 20:07

Today, I spilled grape juice on my new white shirt. I bleached it and scrubbed it until there was nothing left to see. I threw it on, ready to dart out of the door, when my dad walks in after fixing the lawnmower and puts his greasy hand right on my shoulder. FML

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uh_oh 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:09

A detergent that stains would be pretty ineffective... Lol That sucks, though.

manoverboard 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:07

Put some food coloring on it and make it a rainbow?

Comments

AshleyRose784 0

Monday 22 June 2009 8:51

They sell a powder called Capture that should get the dye out. It's at places like Home Depot, good luck with that!

Diosjenin 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:28

...so bleach it.

Jigga_PaNG 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:27

Thank u #91, u just beat me to my comment, lol

nefarious11 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:06

wow. really? Why would soap stain?!?!?!?! The purpose of soap is to remove stains! wow. p.s. Resolve will get the blue dye out. Works great.

chickitychina 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:41

...duh.

dreamofme 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:15

Dude. That's like spilling soap on your dishes and then trying to scrape it off with metal and being surprised at the damage. That... was pretty asinine.

Hich17 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:01

I don't care if it HAS been said many, many times... You were afraid of cleaner staining. And again... YOU WERE AFRAID OF CLEANER STAINING. I hope, in time, you'll realize what a fool you've been.

princesskitten 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:27

Lol @ #100. Hate to say it but s/he's right. Did you never wonder why the purple laundry detergent didn't stain your clothes when you washed them in it? Haha. Kinda weird that the towel stained your carpet though. You should get rid of all those towels and get new ones. You kinda deserved it for having white carpet anyway. Who has white carpet?

LilaBear 1

Friday 26 June 2009 12:10

new towels (in fact, even new dark clothes) frequently need to be washed once before being included in a washing load with other clothes because there could be excess dye that washes out and stains everything else in the wash. Don't need to throw them out.

LoveFail279 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:09

Whatever it is, Oxi Clean is here to help!

LilaBear 1

Friday 26 June 2009 12:08

Why the hell did you think a DETERGENT would contain a staining dye? If I had to spill something on a white carpet, detergent would probably be the #2 thing I'd choose after water.