Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
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One happy family
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML
Welcome!
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Meet the family
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Grossed out
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Sounds like a keeper
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
Attention to details
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
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aback 4
At least now you know they're not worth expending any effort for.
NGM_KID 0
You should have said "Now that you saw my food I guess I'll be leaving with it, I just wanted to show you how delicious it was!!"
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Comments (109)
53XYJ355 0
haha!!
zhasa 0
I'd eat there pussys
mycomment 0
well, look at the bright side, they probably thought the food was good :) but yeah fyl. that's messed up for what they did.
canucks92 0
that's harsh
stevenmx86 7
Don't do stuff expecting amazing praise ... Do it to do it. Then you won't have to whine when the recipient doesn't rip off their clothes and grovel at your feet for bringing them a stupid meal ...
drc90 1
they are all assholes. ....that is all
Lemou_fml 25
Wait, what? If I made something, I'll just drop it off and proceed with my day. Are americans entitled to be invited for making dinner? What am I missing?
HalfLit 17
I don't make people food and expect them to share it with me. I made it for them, it is theirs. Especially if it was unexpected and I just show up with it. You say please enjoy this gift and leave. Maybe down the road they will bring you a plate of cookies or something. Never do anything for anyone with expectations. Simply do it out of the kindness of your heart.