Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML
Today, I called my usual babysitter, one of the few people who can handle my difficult kids, to ask her to watch them for a night next week. She refused. It turns out my wife has been repeatedly underpaying her and she's fed up with it. So long date nights, I guess. FML
Today, I babysat for a woman for the first time. When I arrived, there was a large pile of dishes in the sink. I decided to wash the dishes for her while the kids napped. She came home, noticed it, and bitched me out over how I'd only done it "to try and get more money" out of her. What? FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML
Today, I taught a kid piano for a two hour lesson. The mom left to do some errands, and by the time two hours was up, she texted me asking to watch the kid for another "15 minutes" while she returned home. No problem, she had the money too, so I stayed. Four hours later, she showed up, and refused to pay me extra. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
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666midnight 0
Shoulda been like thats okay, i got thirsty and drank all your alcomahol, shared it with your kids just to see the look on her face XD
GodOfBeer 5
next time u babysit for her, raid the fridge, larder, take all the booze and get paid your way :D need help in carrying the alco? I'm in :D
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Comments (60)
atomick 0
Eleven is too late? I don't even get off work until midnight. Wuss.
aero_man 0
God I hate ur when people say YDI for something stupid -.- like the comment on top of me
your_face 15
You did the right thing in staying to take care of the kids, but you should have called the mom by 8:30 to ask why she wasn't home. And you should definitely not babysit for her again until she pays you at least the agreed amount. Unfortunately, you didn't get anything in writing, so you can't really demand the money. And do ask to be paid up front next time, when she asks you to babysit, not when you arrive. If she doesn't agree to that, tell her to find someone else.
skullbuster 0
Oh for ***** sake, what world do you live in - they aren't negotiating a billion dollar merger here. Of course OP should ask to be compensated for staying later than planned - you don't enter into "written agreements" with the god damned babysitter, asshat. And you certainly don't agree to pay for Mom to stop and get a combo meal on the way home with your earnings.. OP: "Put on your big girl panties" and get yours!!!
your_face 15
What world do I live in? A world where babysitters can't demand to be paid what they agree on, because it isn't the kind of thing you put in writing, and if it's not in writing it may as well never have been agreed. A world where the babysitter can ask for more money, but the parent can say no, because the babysitter's only bargaining chip is "I won't work for you again until I'm paid in full." A world where, if there are other babysitters in the area, the kind of parent who will spend her babysitter's money on herself isn't likely to pay up later. I said that she should refuse to babysit again for this woman until she is paid "at least the agreed amount." AT LEAST. That means the agreed amount, IF NOT MORE. In a perfect world, the mother would come to her senses and pay for the extra three hours; but I don't live in a perfect world. I live in a world with people who will stiff you if given half a chance, people who will take advantage of a girl who's apparently too young to have fun after 11, and will think you should appreciate being paid at all. What world do you live in?
Rouge_Plague 0
They live in the world where they can lash out and insult someone for simply expressing there opinion. I am a Grammar Nazi, you have good grammar so here is your cookie. ( :: ) Enjoy *Marches away*
thehbizzle 1
HAHA grammar nazi don't you mean "their" not "there"? tsk tsk.
ffffmmmmlllll 0
owned-ed-ed :D
suhjinko2 0
OMFG Grammar Nazi! You have a run-on sentence! Your sentence should look like this: I am a Grammar Nazi. You have good grammar, so here is your cookie. ( :: ) AND, your "Enjoy" should have a period at the end. :D
blarajan 0
Tsk tsk to you. It's not "there". it's "his or her" as the "grammar nazi" was referring to "someone", which is a single person. You can't use "their" for a single person, so it's his or her.
bookworm124 0
That sucks. That's when you refuse to be taken for granted, demand the money, and tell her that if she doesn't pay you properly next time (meaning AT LEAST what you agreed on), she can have fun finding a new babysitter. Anyway, unless she's at work she doesn't NEED you as a babysitter. Next time, take the date, and explain WHY to her.
FoundManyLemons 0
And people wonder why their babies get shaken.... (don't do that though, seriously...)
dg72592_fml 0
that was real rude. you could've still gone out tho
El_Pwnzor 0
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
BikerMike 0
your mom is a ****
Luckster 0
One less person to babysit for.
Pink_ElePhant88 0
YDI for babysitting for a bitch and just babysitting in general. Get a REAL job