Today, I spent all day organizing a list of electronic parts for my boss. I found the easiest way was to color problem parts in the spreadsheet red and okay parts green. After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML
Today, I was put in charge of painting a storage shed. The company owner ordered me to paint it a shade of blue. The site manager order me to paint it red. My boss ordered green paint. FML
Today, my boss wants to sort people in his contact list by last name, so I showed him how to switch the sorting from first to last. He tried to correct it by writing the first name in the last name spot and vice versa. Now he wants me to go through and change them all back. All 200+ of them. FML
Today, I learned my boss, the CEO of a multinational nonprofit, is so computer illiterate that he hadn't realized he could resize the File Explorer window on his computer, leading to days of delay of him getting work to my team, and a lot of unhappy notes. FML
Today, I discovered a large number of errors at my new job, wrote them down, and took them to my boss. Later, a coworker had a shout at me, because he was "saving them" so he could drip feed them to the boss, and look like he was always catching mistakes. FML
Today, I had to sit here for 8 hours copying and pasting thousands of product codes on a frigging spreadsheet. My job title is not data entry, I'm a graphic designer. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colored number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke. FML
Today, at work, I had to analyze timecards data and generate a report on the least billed / occupied people at work. I found myself at the bottom. I sent it to my boss too. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
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Top comments
someguy945 0
How about a column where you put "Good" or "Problem"? Then you can sort the spreadsheet by that column. And if you really want colors, you can sort the spreadsheet by good/problem and apply/change the colors in 2 seconds. Then you change back to the default sort.
me5 0
ironic. Utterly ironic!
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Comments (85)
munchimonki 0
Uh...a macro would fix that in like, 2 seconds. Unless you used conditional formatting, in which case you could fix it in 0.2 seconds. My husband is color blind and sheets that have green and red really close together confuse him, but seriously, this is not an FML.
brmcconnaughey 0
haha, it seems like a coincedence but its true! lol, my dad is the same way
anton4223 3
*shooting star** "the Moreee you know. "
grooglius 0
if you did this in a spreadsheet it should take about 1 minute to fix it...
jake3292 5
What are the chances of that happening?
Theclarksondales 8
I'd just underline the red(or Green) Parts and them he should be ok
catielala 4
them how does he drive?!
Steffi 26
No-one said he could drive, and if he does, he would have just learnt the position of the red/green lights.
Malfurious 17
Fair play to you for having some ingenuity OP, I wouldn't sweat it too much unless it is a really serious form of R/G Colour Blindness then he should be able to distinguish shades of colours :)
jrenf 8
easy fix, just rehighlight using different colors
pheizer01 10
Damn the luck