Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML
metalatlas tells us more.
being the OP i thought i'd elaborate- my gf is bi-polar so she can't help things like that- it was an ex that i no longer care about which is all f them and i spent the day buying her stuff because she saw little things she liked and i like buying her things and making her happy. were still dating and doing just fine i just thought this one incident was fml worthy
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Luckster 0
How conceited can a person get!?
denbeste 3
Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!
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Comments (178)
srunano 4
This does sound highly unlikely.Unless she was looking for an excuse to dump your ass then it would make more sense
DS1_fml 0
YDI for dating a gold digging bitch in the first place. Seriously. How stupid can people like you be?
jdub28 0
Today, I actually agree with Snickerdoodle. fml
anela_fml 0
lol now that's funny
okieraider71 4
Shoot Her!! (Jurassic Park)
okieraider71 4
Come on Snickerdoodles--quit holding back. Say what you really think!
nyc718 0
Don't encourage her, please.
strandedinalimo 0
Wow that's pretty horrible, unless of course you are still in love with your ex. Then it's justified.
Smackaho 0
snickerdoodles ur fugly
jdub28 0
kowtow? What does that mean?
lilubird 0
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. sh.