Miscellaneous: Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on... - FML

By kebaby - 19/06/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

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lannalisa 6

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:08

Why were you cleaning in the dark?

Angel_Vice 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:08

Bahaha, this is something I would do.

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penguin27 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:05

hahaha thst is too funny

magaliwoodrock 19

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:06

failll lol :)

blowbubbles 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:12

umm.... how was there a shadow if it was in the dark??? am I the only one who noticed this?? unless it was really bright out, FYL for making stuff up

spazz24 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:21

and why were you steam-cleaning in the dark again?

JamaicanSwag76 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:54

lmfao

I_have_no_clue 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 20:40

LMFAO! OP is a Rocket Scientist

Jakers721 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 20:46

I'm sure that the time on this FML, like pretty much every other FML, has been seriously exaggerated. I could believe 3 minutes, but 30? who are you trying to kid, op?

meh1526 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 21:31

Were you by chance high at the time?

meh1526 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 21:33

where you high at the time?

veilinne 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 21:59

Are your parents brother and sister?

xXArAbXx 0

Monday 21 June 2010 2:07

:O me noticed too

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