Miscellaneous: Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on...

By kebaby - 19/06/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

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lannalisa 6

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:08

Why were you cleaning in the dark?

Angel_Vice 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:08

Bahaha, this is something I would do.

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Xavi89 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:09

how can u see your shadow in the dark? I would like to know that!

idio_fml 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:22

lmfaoo!

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:55

op you're so smart cleaning in the dark. how could u not have known it was a shadow?

iheartchocolate1 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 16:44

wow. just... wow.

Igor_g5 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 16:55

Damn are you stupid!

xxxmoneyxxx 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:20

idiot

Staciii 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:29

steam cleaning in the dark-smart move OP

lilkim_fml 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:38

stupid!!

hmcphee13 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 18:16

wow u r retarded!

danipoo4u 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 18:57

XD I would totally do something like that too! LoL that's so funny :)

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