Miscellaneous: Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on... - FML

By kebaby - 19/06/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

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lannalisa 6

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:08

Why were you cleaning in the dark?

Angel_Vice 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:08

Bahaha, this is something I would do.

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caoimhe123 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 10:58

Today I got my period. I was wearing white. It was my was my wedding day. FML

kathyshines 3

Monday 15 August 2011 6:20

sounds just like another fml i read a while ago something like "today i was painting my livingroom when i noticed a dark spot ont the wall. i repainted the spot until i realized it was a shadow. fml.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:19

wow. somebody's blind

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 4 March 2012 21:00

The Batman strikes again!

joeinthedark 18

Thursday 8 March 2012 20:07

He just wanted to help put a smile on that face.

Loveseat951 0

Monday 5 March 2012 12:52

**** I hate my fuking job I've been working there for 8 months and it's fuking boaring same shit I have no life and am there 24 7 I want to just approach woman all day but I can't even do that no more fml

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:20

Unless ”Batsy” trolled you like how he trolled OP, Shut up. Attention whoring ****.

Funkyrat 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:36

xD LMAO

pinkisawesome 5

Monday 26 March 2012 18:14

cleaning in the dark isnt such a good idea lols

BcICan08 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 14:03

epic fail hahahahaha

guidosarducci 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:01

dumbass

PurpleKicks 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:27

you muppet : )

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