Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
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Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
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IchigoCat 0
Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks
perdix 31
Now that you know your girlfriend is a *****, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly. You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.
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Comments (94)
blastvortex 4
YDI for skipping class. Hell, you tempted fate by engaging in a relationship in the first place (it's a gamble you decided to take). On the other hand, would you rather have kept on dating the cheating broad? Even for your recent foolish behavior, you should at least be thankful that you know now - at least this cloud had a silver lining.
Ayostephdizza16 0
he didnt deserve that... she obviously needs to get her ass beat... seriously
johnnymoe 0
YDI for believing that any girl wouldn't be cheating on you in a highschool relationship when: A)you're a $65 cab ride away. B)Don't have your own car to visit her.
kittenmeow 0
the things people do for "love"...sorry dude!
bsias4ever 0
lol..ur all gay..this is the internet...spelling and grammar and stuff dont count...no one really cares..u just make urselves look like idiots...i hope something just as bad happens to all you fags that say YDI...cuz no one deserves that..you illiterate fools...
Lichinamo 33
It truly pains me to see you calling other 'illiterate' when you have no sense of punctuation and capitalization.
bsias4ever 0
your a fkin moron....The poster of this comment is a moron..act like YDI for skipping class..big fkin deal..everyone does it eventually..your just another annoying poster...FAG *this is to all of you that say YDI Fyi*
LeverPuller 5
I've never skipped class. So, your 'facts' kind of fall apart there. Also, there's a BIG difference between skipping class, which CAN be generally harmless, and skipping your senior year classes AND an exam to see your girlfriend you could have just visited after school. And to your other comment, spelling and grammar AND punctuation count just as much on the internet as in real life, if not more so. You talk more than you write in real life, so no one has to see your mistakes. On the internet, everyone has to see your mistakes. It makes you look like a dumbass if you write like english is your second language (when it's your first). And you look even stupider writing in chat speak. Makes you seem like you're ten years old.
42billybob 5
stupider -> more stupid
LeverPuller 5
Yeah, but I like the way it sounds more. At least it's still intelligible. I also use I'd've. :/
cecilia_weasley 0
omg what a ******* bitch. FYL buuut there are plenty of fish in the seaaaaaaa
Ninjaface 0
YDI for skipping class. YDI for dating a bimbo who skips class. It's too bad the relationship didn't work out, you two could have made a whole litter of dumb class-skipping babies.
SexyBitch919 0
aww i feel bad but you do deserve it school comes first...its a total waste but you need 2 pass. srry dude
auzziesoceroo 0
WTF?? what's with all the ydi's. what about I feel sorry for you. you ex gf is a total bitch and doesn't deserve a guy who is willing to put himself second!!!!!!!