Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
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Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
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IchigoCat 0
Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks
perdix 31
Now that you know your girlfriend is a *****, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly. You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.
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Comments (94)
xKrAzYx 0
that's what u get for having a long distance relationship!
LeverPuller 5
Sixty five dollar cab ride is like a thirty minute drive. That's not long distance. Retard.
cheetahboo2010 5
Awh, that sucks. I'm sorry, because I'm guessing that the real FML is that your girlfriend was with another guy, and for so long too. But how could you not have guessed?
SaintJimmy 0
The things you do for love.
urlifeisworse 0
That sucks but get even . Pretend you didn't see anything . Sleep with her best friend then break up with her cheating ass. Let her catch you and her friend together . That way she can feel betrayed as you do now . Good luck .
JohnnyTheFox 0
YDI for ditching important shit at school for her. If you have that kind of relationship, she knows she can probably get away with ******** on you and have you keep running back.
FerrariCake 2
The situation is obvious: you are an idiot and your time would certainly have been better spent in your classes trying to learn something. But at least now you know what 65 bucks in cab fare and surprising your "girlfriend" is worth.
dearambivalence 0
YDI on so many levels, but mostly because you believed a long distance high school relationship worked for longer than a month.
No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
ummm why wasn't your gf in school
BunnyDrastic 0
WOW dude that makes me a little sad ... U must hate ur life ATM
Super_Vegetto 0
21 wins my attention. Plus, that's the opposite of the fml where the 2 people fly but miss each other. Except, this is a surprise loss.