Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
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Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
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IchigoCat 0
Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks
perdix 31
Now that you know your girlfriend is a *****, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly. You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.
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Comments (94)
kravitzz1990 0
thats sucks for u! :(
99MDC 0
That's horrible. You should tell her to refund your cab fair.
BB7 0
wtf! this is a total FML! I don't now how could people say it's a YDI... seriously... if ti's trus it's a real shit puke an elephant ass!!!
BB7 0
man! I really have a bad writing skill when I'm drunk!!!
fenner_fml 0
******* ****. your better than her buddy
clccvideo 0
bitch. that's all she is
srak 0
where do u go to school, mexico? grade 12 classes? ydi for being an illegal. jk, I haven't even read the story
Gen2105 0
Mexico?!
coookiemonster 0
#54, are you making fun of him for saying "grade 12" instead of "12th grade"? There are actually places where that is the normal way to say it. Where I live (Alberta, Canada), it's unusual to hear someone say "the first grade" instead of "grade one".
irockish 0
gotta spot a hoe when you see em'
Tez_Mum 0
YDI for being an idiot and putting a girl above school! I hope you dumped her and sent her the cab bill!
Lisa89 3
No one is ever worth skipping education for.
Satans_Taint 0
pWned!!!! you should have stuck your fuckstick between their lips as revenge