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work_while_bent San Luis Obispo, United States

Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML

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Yes, my wife made sure to tell me that about a dozen times.

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Bless you!

Damn that sounds painful as hell

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Even if this must be very painful, your sneeze was pretty usefull: your kidney stone is better out than in.

1. Bless you 2. Think positive here, your heart could've stop beating. 3. At least you're getting your stones remove? Hopefully it gets better.

Dom_Olivares 12

I got the chills while reading this lol stay strong OP!

It will be a funny story to tell in a few years! Keep your head up.

The horrors of being a male could not be summed up any better.

What if I told you women have kidneys and bladders too and they can get kidney stones which are just as painful?

I would call you a witch

Seriphe 16

@17 To be fair, guys kidney stones have to travel a bit farther than ours.

jacky75_fml 21

Wow, that's worst than Dumbo. At least Dumbo can fly with his new ears.

aislinn_skye 10

Wasn't until Dumbo sneezed the first time that his huge ears popped out.

Well... I mean at least it's going to come out now.

believe it or not , but that's a good thing , if it stayed in our kidney you would have a major surgery to remove it , so be thankful to God

I get that at the moment it's bad, but hey at least you found out you have kidney stones and can avoid future issues! Hope you're alright.

ah man! that really sucks! I hope it passes soon!!