work_while_bent
San Luis Obispo, United States
Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML
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Benmantha 31
Bless you!
EvilTurtle 35
Damn that sounds painful as hell
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Xandrick 22
Okay, who are the 491 jerks in here who thought this person deserved it and why?!?
toasterspoon 17
That's what I'd like to know too
miranderrr14 10
I don't know how it works for men.. But when i get them they usually drug me up and give me a pill that makes the tunnel bigger for the stone to pass so it's a lot less painful. I understand the pain.. I recently passed 12. Best wishes for fast passing.
Brandi_Faith 34
12?!? That's crazy! You poor thing. I hope you don't get anymore!
miranderrr14 10
Yeah it wasn't very fun, but no more caffeine for me! And a lot of water! First time it happened I was on my way home from school on the bus.. Literally thought I was dying or my appendix exploded.
ghostriley 14
Conquer your pain all just in your head
Unbearable_fml 21
I guess now we know that sneezes DO serve a purpose :]
goshdarn0200 7
I'm now afraid to sneeze
gintwinsmoore 20
mother nature at work again...our bodies are so awesome and wonderfully made!!!!
gaydragon 13
I know the feeling op I've had to have several surgeries due to kidney stones over the course of 3 years and I'm only 22, just be sure to drink alot of water and try to stay away from any diet sodas. Hope you pass them quickly
rec_chem 22
That sucks, OP. Drink as much water as you can gag down until it passes.
gogo44444 28
You know what's funny? I just saw an episode of friends where Joey has a kidney stone and had to pee it out!
goosie123 7
My mother (46) has had more than 20 kidney stones. One was a big as a baseball.