Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
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TxKitten79 10
He knew he had school work, and honestly that's more important.
Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5
at least hes responsible and cares about his future
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Comments (18)
jbuckets_404 39
OP, perhaps that was his way - at least in part - of telling you that you might want/ need to work on improving some of your "hanky panky" skills for next time? While on one hand, I certainly can admire his dedication to acquiring his education; on the other hand, if he can't find even a spare 5-10 mins during those 3 hours for at least a quickie, then perhaps your relationship has some fair more serious issues of which you're currently unaware. Best of luck, OP!
AmbrosiaFan 19
School work is more important...
slym12312425 9
YDI OP, YDI. You showed up to his house unannounced looking for sex and he made you wait because he was trying to finish up an assignment, presumably one which was college related. Instead of respecting the fact that he wants to succeed in schooling and make both of your lives easier (I'm guessing the relationship to be fairly serious) your response to his demonstration of maturity and self-control by finishing that which needed done before starting on who and what he really wanted to be doing is to post on fml? If a guy posted that about his girlfriend, he'd be dragged across the internet for days, such is the entitlement in the statement.
HokieJ 10
Did he get an 'A' on his 'ass'ignment?
Nzuri 2
You deserve it for not calling first.