runner2731
Newark, United States
Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML
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ceilingfans 1
You should have started out with a puny hammer instead of a sledge hammer.
Zestus 19
Goes to show that you're no Hemsworth...
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fader48080 10
hey buddy try not to be unconscious too long. it's super bad for you
Stu2DPot 10
LOKI'D!!
L_Lovegood 19
Oh. My. God. You thought it would be clever to imitate a mythical being? With superpowers and super strenght?
L_Lovegood 19
-Rant ahoy!- I simply can't stand the way Hollywood has completely BUTCHERED the legend of Thor. First of all, it's not pronounced like "Zor". It's just "Tor". Second of all, in the myths, Thor is a raping, crazy bastard with anger issues. He is not a team player(Thanks "Avengers"!). He also seems to be the only Norse god the general public is interested in, aside from Loki(it hurts to spell his name with an "i"). There are tons of other interesting gods out there - why are you forgetting Odin, Frey, Frigg, Freya, Heimdal, and Brage(to name a few)? Lastly - what the hell is up with his and Loki's armour, Hollywood?????? -Rant over- I split my outburst into two different comments, because they in my opinion are very different reactions to this FML.
TaoShaman 24
You do realize the Thor movie is based off the Marvel superhero and not the actual mythos. Right? The two are completely different. That Thor was an Avenger so he would work with them. They couldn't make the movie about one of the other gods because they're not major Marvel characters. So it is correct to what they're basing it off of. They weren't trying to make a mythology movie, they were making a superhero movie. They're not the same.
L_Lovegood 19
Oh, I was not aware that Marvel had reused the name and the basic idea for "Thor". Thanks!
nvidioso 0
ha ha ha stupid ****.
NoahEibon 11
What the hell? You are not the sharpest knife are you...?
roth2755 4
Lol ur a TIT.. Thor in traning
iwadasn 33
It didn't occur you that the principles that apply to an enchanted alien hammer would not apply to a hammer in real life?
alannaclay 2
That was the best idea EVER!!!!!!!
gosrisky 1
You're the reason we have warning labels.