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runner2731 Newark, United States

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

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runner2731 0

I am gonna watch the avergers soon and I'm gonna watch the incredible hulk, both iron man movies, and captain America.

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ceilingfans 1

You should have started out with a puny hammer instead of a sledge hammer.

Goes to show that you're no Hemsworth...

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The fact you just put "Thor", "realistic" and "swinging a hammer around" in the same sentence should be enough of a hint to tell you it's not.

lovelyspyder 7

Your life sucks, but only because you're just that stupid.

unknown_user5566 27

I've seen Thor and wondered how realistic it would be to have sweet, sweet lovin' with a guy that looks like him. Doesn't mean I thought I should actually try it.

Yes, stick to the fat bastards!

"Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall posses the power of Thor." I guess you weren't worthy op.

I would worry about brain damage, but it sound like that might be what led to this incident.

Haha sounds like something my father would do

johndeere96 0

Haha umm blonde moment much? :)

This FML, I like it! ANOTHA! (throws iPod on the floor)

You'd have massive brain damage if this was true. Tsk, liar, liar.

Went to MIT and became a genius engineer, I hope. Think about it: Like Batman, Tony Stark has no superpowers other than his own raw intelligence and education, which enabled him to design and build all his toys.