Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML
Lemurcat tells us more.
I did not expect this to get published! Just to fill you guys in a bit, I did check the buses before leaving home since I just moved here the day before. I like to double check because my memory is poor so I did ask the bus driver, but she said she didn't go to that perticular bus stop (the bus stop near my house for those who are wondering, and yes, she did stop there, she was just confused because I didn't know the streets and was describing landmarks) and she kinda just blew me off. So I was standing around, confused like an idiot and this guy told me to take bus 6. He sounded like he was legitamently trying to help, and I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so stupid me took his advice. However, I'm not the kind of person to confront people so, I just called him a dickhole and walked away. I wish I could tell you guys that I kicked his ass, but oh well. I did figure out the buses and I'm riding like a pro now. And I even got a booklet to help me if I'm ever lost again. :D
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JaneChemi_fml 21
what a dick. hope you weren't going anywhere too important
joea21 21
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Comments (103)
Enslaved 36
What an asshole! But it might have been wise to double check with a more reliable source such as that driver of the bus before boarding it.
BMTHsuperfan 18
what a dickbag. you cant trust anyone these days it seems..even for simple directions.
zBLAKEz 23
Of all the insults I'm reading, I like this one the best.
raininginseattle 9
Here's hoping he needs help soon and runs into a troll like himself. I knew two people who liked to play chicken with unsuspecting drivers. Until they ran into each other on a back road. Crash! Khama fix.
1947Chevy 17
Reminds me of a story that heard from a Veteran of the Vietnam war. He was never shipped out to the jungle they sent him to Germany as a tank operator. The Germans at that time loved to play chicken. The headlights on those old tanks were very close together and so at night it did not look like you were driving a tank it looked more like a car. He was on a side road with the tank and this guy pulls into his lane. He crushed half that car before he had the tank shut down. Incidences like that are actually why tanks now have a wider span between the lights.
snugglesMcGee199 23
^ This is why I come to FML. To learn why tanks have a wide space between the headlights.
Otaku_hime 6
That ass... No worries OP, the pendulum of karma swings hardest when it swings back.
Kiki242 19
It's the little things like this that piss me off at humanity. Being a dick for no damn reason.
snugglesMcGee199 23
Technically, the douche-a-roo had a reason: to be an asshole.
MixedGurl97 10
Did you slap him?
Xiktyr 5
What a jerk.
Breegotcake 14
That was pretty mean. That could have been there last dollar & they was using it to get home. If you was downtown you should've went to the information booth. If not you should have used your phone. Sorry that happen to u.
hunts19ketchup 23
*Their, *were using, *gone to, *happened to
hunts19ketchup 23
Oh, and *were downtown
skyttlz 32
Not everyone has a smart phone. I don't.
species4872 19
#43 Where all the lights are bright, downtown Waiting for you tonight, downtown You're gonna be alright now, downtown Sorry a little carried away.
worldclassrager 39
If you have a smart phone look a the bus transit route...then you will have no problem...
Wizardo 33
When you troll someone in genuine trouble then its just a dick move especially with transport cos **** TFL.