Today, I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her, she told me I had to sit in the back, because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replaced by a stuffed bear. FML
SabriLittleRed tells us more.
Heyy guys, I'm the OP, & no, I didn't do anything to her first. The bear was a gift from her bf. I thought she was joking at first, & was kinda surprised & hurt she actually made me sit in the back. I enjoyed all your puns; they were ”beary” funny, lol. Happy New Years Everyone!! :D
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MichellinMan 20
I can just imagine a small teddy bear being blown to white stuffing by an air bag. Oh, THE HORROR.
xkore787 14
Need a bear hug?
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Comments (60)
jasminetslater 13
Sounds like my sister. I feel your pain.
Lastwhiteknight 11
Sounds like she has a grizzly companion
Ihavegas 22
bullshit this is an old fml ive read before!
nardledangers 5
how grizzly...
Xotoolyxo 16
She got lonely and found a new friend, so what?
Muttley9 13
Ask her if you are seriously LESS important that a stuffed inanimate object?
SuperMew 22
You need to talk to her about the difference between real and fake.
culito_fml 10
A little childish for someone old enough to drive -_-
eron92 7
Poor you.
SabriLittleRed 25
Heyy guys, I'm the OP, & no, I didn't do anything to her first. The bear was a gift from her bf. I thought she was joking at first, & was kinda surprised & hurt she actually made me sit in the back. I enjoyed all your puns; they were ”beary” funny, lol. Happy New Years Everyone!! :D
Comet_Candy 23
Happy New Years, OP. So, is the seating arrangement permanent?
SabriLittleRed 25
Ahah, Hopefully not .-. It'd suck if it is >_
JMichael 26
I have a feeling your life will be like the Sam and Cat episode where they try and get the little girl to give up her teddy bear. Yes I watch the show..don't judge!
twelve_oh_seven 11
Don't worry I do too
SuperMew 22
I wouldn't have tolerated that.