Today, I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her, she told me I had to sit in the back, because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replaced by a stuffed bear. FML
SabriLittleRed tells us more.
Heyy guys, I'm the OP, & no, I didn't do anything to her first. The bear was a gift from her bf. I thought she was joking at first, & was kinda surprised & hurt she actually made me sit in the back. I enjoyed all your puns; they were ”beary” funny, lol. Happy New Years Everyone!! :D
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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MichellinMan 20
I can just imagine a small teddy bear being blown to white stuffing by an air bag. Oh, THE HORROR.
xkore787 14
Need a bear hug?
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Comments (60)
Queen_of_Night 20
You should just grin and bear it.
Azalorgm 7
Is this a Matilda reference?
blazingshot147 19
I think I found a new fav comment. I haven't laughed this hard in months.
DonLeprikawn 5
Does she also say things like "shiny is a pretty color" and chant "la la la la la" while rocking back and forth
DavidKnows 11
Are you all so certain that this is not the onset of some serious mental disorder?
FMLcommenterer 13
Just bear with it, soon it will be back to normal! Anybody?
mallu86 9
Well, congratulations #59.
Aegimus 5
don't feel bad. your sister is just insane.
naiveprophet 15
I'm....confused. How old is the sister?
alfalfalaffa 17
-_-