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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

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By ghostyyy - 24/07/2010 23:21 - France

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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By anonymous - 11/11/2010 14:27 - United States

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 18:23

Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML

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By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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By Bec - 25/07/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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By Shocked - 24/10/2022 02:00

Today, I came home from work and the first thing I saw was the cops taking my stepfather away. My brother came out, crying and bruised. My stepfather beat him up after he demanded my brother to "get over pops's death and say that I'm your father now." Needless to say, my brother refused. He's 16. FML

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aliceisbored 11

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:53

did you record it?

heyimjennyFML 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:53

you should be proud of him! I love that show :D

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lexi0413 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 11:53

sorry about that but I love that show and I bet I Sall him

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 14:41

You did NOT just write 'Sall'.

caviar_fml 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 12:44

that's awesome! he's famous!

MariJ82 14

Sunday 12 June 2011 12:52

Haha, his next tv appearance should be on intervention :)

Microbus_fml 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 13:00

Prolly a meth head.

justin_ro 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 13:02

so sorry about that:(

ritbbehindu 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 13:49

butt secks*

smallory42 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 14:23

good thing you haven't had contact with him for a while..who knows what else he's doing...

J_Shorty_17 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 14:36

there was an exact FML like this like last week?...

theluckygirl28 8

Sunday 12 June 2011 14:55

Cute how everyone's making up stories about what the brother could be arrested for and characterizing him. "He was a meth head... with a low GPA... had a pet schnauzer... size 12 shoes...." Seriously guys, we know nothing about him or his sister, so just take the FML as it is, and stop making up stories!

MizzErikaHart 8

Sunday 12 June 2011 15:12

that's the whole point of making comments. what was the point of yours?

ujstgtpwnd73 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 20:25

how do u know what his dog is?

AsianNoobRawrs 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 15:05

ooooh embarrassing

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