Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was helping my wife bring in the groceries. She was able to carry 4 bags and a jug of milk. I was struggling with 2 bags. FML
Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML
Today, I tried to be helpful by holding the door open for a woman carrying boxes. She smiled and hurried toward me, then tripped and dropped everything at my feet. She stared at me like I'd caused it, and said, “Thanks” through clenched teeth. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
Don't do shit expecting a reward.
sierralem 3
What were you expecting that she was going to let you ravish her or something? Being nice to someone does not mean that they owe you anything in the romantic department.
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Comments (134)
israelnotjacob 20
That's what you get for only doing a good deed with a hidden agenda. Especially when you assumed she was just going to jump in the sack with you for it. Even if she were single that random favor in no way obligated her to repay you, especially not in the way your perverted mind was thinking.
Enslaved 38
What type of boyfriend allows his girlfriend to haul numerous 60 pound boxes? Not that she incapable but still. . . Maybe she has a cute single sister that she could put in a good word for you.
Ms_ValS 27
Unfortunately, life isn't a porno.
Spark_Slicker 19
Aww, boo hoo for you. Sorry your ulterior motive wasn't fulfilled.
interesting33 37
I imagine OP just wanted to get a number and begin a friendship leading to a relationship, but although that sucks and was nice of you to do it, bear in mind that nothing was ever necessarily going to happen. ::/
Sacytrl 28
Still you ought to be a gentleman and help the lady out. If you're complaining about 60lbs of items, then imagine her carrying that without your help. Sure there's disappointment but at least you helped someone out.
RoboCunnilingus 23
If you really wanted some sex, try becoming a cable guy.
thehowiie 6
I question the boyfriend's ability to be a man helping his woman
djinnyf 12
Her -lazy ass- boyfriend... I say you still have a chance!!!
pedinhuh 23
The real question is: 30 ******' mins carring boxes around??? For someone who you probally didn't even know? that's what I patience...or desperation!