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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By nV1ous - 17/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By bitch - 07/10/2013 07:37 - Australia

Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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stephanietong 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:04

A good deed , and no one appreciates it ):

casey6492 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:07

no good deed goes unpunished.

Comments

nepsy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 10:13

It was nice of you to help but it was way too much to put your arm around her. I would have freaked out if I was her, you could just said something without making physical contact. But her boyfriend also overreacted, it's no reason to break your arm.

ElMundio87 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 10:31

you're in the money, sue his ass

blobxmaster13 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 11:27

Awh, the nice guys always get hurt...

KillaKow 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 11:45

And that's why you carry a knife, and why we have self defense laws...

staceybby 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:40

What a knob, surely she could have explained that you were being nice?

deliapearl 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:48

very noble of you but the lady was in no danger and had the situation under control

Cdldriver 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:51

Stop dreaming.

xTinyLovex 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 13:06

that was really sweet of you. sometimes we could use some support, drunk guys are aggressive.

ActionJesus 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 13:16

So, you had your arm broken "today" and you still made it to a computer to type your story into FML? I call BS.

Megasadface 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 13:20

True, if I was the girls boyfriend, and saw that, I would have been pretty damn pissed, but I would have probably said 'What/who the **** is this?' or 'What the **** is going on?' and giving some time for an explanation, not straight out break the poor guys arm. But It's true that no good deed goes unpunished I guess.