jesspacheco27
San Francisco, United States
Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML
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DARKDAY07 16
I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.
qdawg06 23
This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.
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vivaellefashion 14
I'm sorry OP. That has happened to me on the subway but it was a guy.
Tannasgh 22
Ewww
jesspacheco27 12
Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.
False_Stupidity 42
Oh yuck! You definitely should have said something to her, at least so she knew that she wasn't being discreet enough.
jesspacheco27 12
I should have, but I was too embarrassed and grossed out to even make eye contact with her.
ThePols 11
OH NO. Come on, no. God , please, no.
ABitOfAMess 8
I would have died. Oh yuck.
raikouninja 8
How old did she look?
jesspacheco27 12
She was probably around 50-60
MzZombicidal 36
Oh, man, I read this right after joking with my grandma about her looking up **** (she didn't really, I was just teasing her) and then I immediately took it back after reading this FML. lol. So gross!
pataplop 23
For you a 50-60yo woman is a grandma ?
jesspacheco27 12
Haha the irony !
KitchKraft 21
Maybe it's because she thought you looked like a ***** with so much make-up. (Reference to her other posted FML)
GalaxyShots 21
I just got done reading another FML of yours. And here I am, unable to get one published. You lucky bastard.
Scotth901 22
My mom just turned 50. I'm 17. 60 is a grandma, not 50 lol
Psyqiik 18
Hehe you're purdy
MissBehavin77 18
Gross. At least she didn't ask you for help.
pussystank 18
Lol
rickyvil 11
did you give her a hand??
mister_icicle 17
For ****'s sake, Dave.
Domonator 16
Can't beat that...
MarkToast 19
"discreetly"
Witchylady 18
That is just so horribly wrong.
coolcatsxox 9
Oh dats nasty o: