By jesspacheco27 - 12/12/2014 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML
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jesspacheco27 12

Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.

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DARKDAY07 16

I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.

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qdawg06 23

This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.

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Raxy_fml 18

Ahh, isn't public transportation great?

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NLM22 14

dude, seriously. one time I was about to take the train and this dude just whips out his pens and started wacking off... just acted like I didn't notice and when the train pulled up I ran in... people these days!!

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dawnimus 21

Wrong type of discreet used here, unless he meant she was masturbating in defined chunks of time... Just saying!

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royal_ranger 12

Sit somewhere else? Unless the bus was completely packed.

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pedinhuh 23

And, still she did bother with that? That takes a lot of focus...

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your_ma 27

Discreetly? Why ignore it? Why not move or ask her to stop being so vile?

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ShenaniganNinja 20

FYL OP, but next time call her out on that shit. People doing things like that in public should be shamed.

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BubbleCobra 6

it's dangerous to fap alone, I guess that's what she was thinking yuck!

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GrinchFu1 27

Ew, man... What did that smell like!?! I just puked in my mouth a little :-/

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