By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 875
You deserved it 4 941

Same thing different taste

Top comments

you need to boot his ass to the curb,there comes a time when it's not ok to let family mooch off of you YDI for putting up with his loser ass all this time.

I don't understand how your brother used all your gas but forgot to move your car? did he sit in the one spot with the car engine running?

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danman91 0

how can he kick his bro out like that? it's just wrong. I'd say you help him get on a straight track and help him get a job.

It's her/his brother. You don't kick out your unemployed brother out of the house, you just don't. I'm not saying that it was okay he did that, but still. :/

LtHoward 0

Come on though, the brother got drunk and wasted the OP's gas selfishly, I don't think he was thinking about his brother(OP) when he was doing that, even though OP is the one providing for him financially, sometimes people take the kindness of their own family too far.

stewpididiot 11

Eh. Ya know, sometimes the tone of our comments is merely a reflection of our own lives. if I've had a reasonable day, my comments are usually pretty light. But if I've had a shitty, stressed out day, I'm goin off on somebodys dumb ass.

stewpididiot 11

me thinks Snickerdoodies is having a shitty day.....OTR, maybe??

stewpididiot 11

Wait. you left your dumbass mooch of a brother the keys to your car? this is no FML! You totally deserve it!! WTF did you think was gonna happen? did you think he was gonna wash the ****** car

danman91 0

29 your picture pisses me off. change it

stewpididiot 11

Yeah, But ya gotta snicker just alittle at the 'snickers while doodling' part..... pretty quik there... ..... I had a shitty day, how 'bout you ?

There's nothing wrong with you kicking him out. If he's not gonna leave soon, he'll be fully dependant of you. Not only are you helping him but also yourself. ;) afterall you wouldn't want to get to the point where you'd have to literally spoon feed him.

Seriously, tell him that if he's going to mooch off your ass then you get to claim him as a dependent on your tax returns. If he bitches, tell him to GTFO.

In the first place: why do you let him live of you? Although he might be your brother, it is no reason that he should not take care of himself. Maybe you can get an official settlement with a thrid party, that is at least the thing I would do!