Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML
Today, I returned from my first paid vacation in the past 2 years from a place with no cell, or internet. I've just found out that our department has been downsized. FML
Today, it's been five days since I finally made it to my dream vacation destination, after months of planning, saving, and dreaming. I got food poisoning within hours of arriving and I've spent the last five days in my hotel room, staring at a toilet. FML
Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML
Today, it's only day three of my annual vacation. Rest and relaxation? Afraid not! For the past days, I've been haunted by the constant thought of how much work will be piled up when I get back. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML
Today, my friend and I got back from a vacation, for which we both took time off work and coordinated. He didn’t want to do anything besides stay in the cabin and play video games. We went on a half-mile walk and that's about it. FML
Today, I have to reschedule the vacation I had planned for eight months because I have the flu, and feel too sick to go and enjoy myself at a waterpark. This vacation is the only thing that's kept me sane these last two months. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
The rain isn't going to kill you, darling...I know it's a scary thing for you California folk to understand, but you will NOT melt if you go outside while it's raining. Of course, I still recommend an umbrella.
FFML_314 12
Did you go on vacation by yourself? There are things to do when it's raining. Museum, restaurants, strip clubs, bars, robbery. PLENTY of things.
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Comments (78)
spaceshan69 0
typical Californian dipshit...
Skroal_stomper 5
Op. You are a retard. There are many things to do on a vacation even if it rains. I think your lazy ass just wanted something to bitch about. Geez. You are so lame.
TeaLover_fml 0
The ONLY thing left to do is watch TV? You could go to the mall, go to a bar or restaurant, and SO much more! The rain isn't gonna kill you, trust me (living in Washington state my whole life, as I write this comment it is pouring rain).
pompousjackass 10
It rains here about 75% of the time, and I still go outside.
Tams24 1
Was it raining lava? Or are you just lazy and have never heard of a rain jacket or an umbrella? Rain is not the end of the world. You don't deserve to go on vacation if you can't brave the elements.
MC_Cracker 0
holy crap it happens there too here in Florida we get like 6 weeks of lava rain the lead umbrellas are heavy
ColdGold 6
So you need more practice. Some vacations are the boss, some aren't. keep trying.
AG_Lining 0
Good news, OP! You just learned how foolish it is to spend money only to allow something ridiculously inconsequential to get in your way. I hope you start taking responsibility for your actions, it's a good thing to do! Remember, the rain didn't make you stay indoors, you CHOSE to.
TheZarola 10
YDI for two main reasons: 1. Not checking weather conditions 2. Not going outside If you checked, you would be able to reschedule or plan something else. Even if you didn't check, you could go shopping or go to a casino or restaurant or SOMETHING. It'd just be a good idea to have an umbrella.
Scrunch707 0
YDI there are plenty of things to do in the rain you should of got off your lazy ass,stopped being a pansy and found something to do.
iRichiq 3
fyl for being proud of 15 channels :)