Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I mistakenly shared my picture in my office group chat, then went to dinner. No one asked me to delete it for 30 minutes, then when I got a message that I'd shared it in the wrong window, I deleted it immediately. I don't know how many people saw the picture, and my manager also is in the group in addition to my colleagues. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I was sharing my screen on a company Zoom call. I inadvertently Teams messaged my colleague saying that the lady who was speaking on this video sounded annoying. Unbeknownst to me, the lady was one of the participants in the call. I forgot I was sharing my screen. They saw the conversation. I was fired. FML
Today, my supervisor forced me to bring the image of a failed simulation to the group meeting, because he thought it looked funny. So did the others and it's now going on our webpage. I have to provide a scientific description of how I made a mistake in my code. FML
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Ready2Rebel 4
So basically he's an idiot.
Welshite 40
This is only possible if you're Frankendoodle and you have Spongebob's magic pencil.
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Comments (81)
Embyr 8
Schizophrenic paranoia at its finest, folks.
yeongji 31
I am concerned about his children's safety. He could be an abusive father for all we know, and is holding it against you for his actions.
kumarina 35
What an ass! And how is it your responsability what happen to the kids???
simsgirlgem 25
he may be stupid but that was mean I mean what if the child he had had up was sick shame on you op
DanielleinDC 34
The dude has issues. Granted, you shouldn't have done that to his computer, but he way overreacted.
Mysthunter 13
Why were you fooling around with his computer?
Shade1982 21
Over here, it is company policy to lock your computer at all times when you leave your desk. Failing to do so grants any co-worker the right to do whatever they want with it, on the condition it is harmless and reversible. We usually just use his or her mail account to send a company-wide mail saying "I will buy cookies for everyone tomorrow" and they have to do it. The impaired vision (the one with inverted colors and enlarged font) is also a popular one.
Shade1982 21
Somehow, I read this as his desktop wallpaper, not an ACTUAL picture. I have been sitting behind a computer too long...
jhn122 3
If you realize it, then it means you can stop it...which means you don't have to post on here. #parenthoodproblem that isn't really a problem
Shade1982 21
Wrong one dude :p...