Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I mistakenly shared my picture in my office group chat, then went to dinner. No one asked me to delete it for 30 minutes, then when I got a message that I'd shared it in the wrong window, I deleted it immediately. I don't know how many people saw the picture, and my manager also is in the group in addition to my colleagues. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I was sharing my screen on a company Zoom call. I inadvertently Teams messaged my colleague saying that the lady who was speaking on this video sounded annoying. Unbeknownst to me, the lady was one of the participants in the call. I forgot I was sharing my screen. They saw the conversation. I was fired. FML
Today, my supervisor forced me to bring the image of a failed simulation to the group meeting, because he thought it looked funny. So did the others and it's now going on our webpage. I have to provide a scientific description of how I made a mistake in my code. FML
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Ready2Rebel 4
So basically he's an idiot.
Welshite 40
This is only possible if you're Frankendoodle and you have Spongebob's magic pencil.
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Comments (81)
RLG4 20
That's awesome. I'm going to do that to one of my coworkers!
Xquisite1 28
Do NOT shine a laser pointer through his window on his kids. He will then foil your attempt to snipe his kids. Lol
OzzMonster 10
I think murdering all his colleagues children for the sake of irony is the only reasonable course of action here
linyah 11
...if that were possible I think the earth would be very..very empty now XD anyways just ignore the guy and move on!
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI. Don't mess with people's children. It doesn't matter what kind of relationship you have with the person.
etishuman22 32
It was a picture of his kids, not his actual kids. Are you the infamous coworker?
thatisfuckedup 6
Yes 46, because temporarily replacing the picture of his kids will immediately hurl them into another dimension, never to be seen again. Grow up.
rabbitprooffence 14
Well if you can't make jokes in an office, where can you? This joke is completely harmless and pretty funny. People shouldn't always be so easily offended
MiMiLove96 10
It kinda sounds like he's trying to troll you o.0 but good luck
meatmaeta 21
This is how far into the connects I had to go before someone said he was trolling you.
olpally 33
What a dumb ass.
doglover100 29
It's not like you erased the picture, it should be in his photos.
justtheotherguy 12
STAY AWAY FROM SUCH PEOPLE, I see a life full of problems with U & him ahead
LadyLol_fml 15
I imagined Nicholas Cages face
S4N 5
lol me too! :)