Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML
Today, I was sent home for refusing to sign a write up at my restaurant. A customer insisted that she doesn’t drink soda so she’d like a ginger ale. I calmly explained to her that ginger ale is in fact soda. She told management I was being condescending and rude, because she didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I got fired as a waiter because I refused to serve alcohol to a pregnant woman and she reported me. Turns out she's not pregnant, she's just a fat Karen. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
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Top comments
MrConcise 35
"Sir, I'll have you know that your employee thinks I am Younganese. This is incredibly racist, I'm clearly Boozehoundian."
devildog562 33
Thank god stupidity isn't contagious.
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Comments (92)
mct_1087 27
Hopefully they kicked her out. She is so stupid, I can't even believe she lives in my country.
erjgyflover 18
What's next? Size racism??
Shrekie_fml 23
Now she's underage and has the mental capabilities of a 2 year old!
thatguythat 9
That's actually called ageism.
HJKM_fml 19
Did you ask for ID? If you did and they didn't show it then you're in the right. If you flat out refused to serve it and they didn't appear to be intoxicated or you never asked to see ID then YDI.
nialls_girl 13
I've never even heard of "age racism". Hopefully you didn't get penalized for doing your job.
Nymeria_fml 25
I think you haven't heard of it because it's not actually a thing.
Ashd09 30
its a thing. its usually called "ageism" or "age discrimination"
rbabhi 9
I was there. I am glad her son just left her because she wouldn't stop screaming. It was totally unreasonable.
alexagrace13 23
People in this world will try anything. I hope your manger didn't take them to seriously OP
catharsis5 9
The proper term is ageism, but that is not true when you are following the law.
vikky538 29
I wonder how people makeup such foolish words...