Miscellaneous: Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was...

By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By tkoester - 29/08/2015 04:29 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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Framed

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 04:00

Today, the police turned up. It turns out the girl I slept with two nights ago was burgled. She told my great aunt, who happens to live next door to her. They then told my grandparents, who then told my mum. I'm now a suspect. FML

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By newniece - 27/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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jemmers 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Go grandma! At least she had fun.

kjcamaro3 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Come on granny....roll those hooters back up!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:45

Imagine what she'll do before the world ends in December.

WordSmyth 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:45

It's so hard ...for me to read this, that's terrible.

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:46

I can't unsee that image. eww

cidman420 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:50

even grandmas need to have fun

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:56

Awesome! I wish my grandma was like her! Lol

Umadbro1224 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:01

She was at a rave(:

lrgenesis 19

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:16

My penis just went up inside me.

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 2 January 2012 0:40

I'll bet that's not the first penis to go inside you!

XxHoPPoxX 8

Monday 2 January 2012 2:39

He is 15!?!, I dunno if it's your profile picture or what but you seem like the kinda guy who owns a white van and gives out free candy

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 2 January 2012 4:29

Hey 111, are you high or what? And yes, it is my profile picture. Want to get in my van?

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 2 January 2012 4:48

113, your -87?!? What's it like in the future?!? Are there women?!?

sincerelyjay 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:17

sounds like something my grandma would do.

CoolRainbowdash 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:17

Hardcore grandma!

Mea022796 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:27

Missing the old days?

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Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

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