Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML
Noff tells us more.
Noff 6
Fortunately it was nothing to do with my work ethic or wrong doings on my part. The business simply couldn't support the amount of staff it had at the time.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Mr_mur_der 0
At least you can catch a few more hours of sleep, it's not like you have a job to go to.
ammmeor 4
it was just a dream, go back to sleep
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Comments (121)
brievlol 3
wow. thats a bitch move for him. he didnt even have the balls to do it in person. eff his life.
QwertyMcNugget 0
1 - You are so gorgeous! :3 (sorry. creepin'. .-.)
rjonesy1992 0
His tires are no longer required.
scrapmetal58 9
Does OP stand for Orifice Plunger?
scrapmetal58 9
I cannot help but pause momentarily to ponder what 'services' to which her "boss" is referring considering that he texted her early in the morning.
emilymac420 0
she never said her boss wasn't a pimp.
nerdchic 5
maybe the boss didn't want him to waste his(or her) time getting ready... also they could be a shitty worker.. majority of the time there is a specific reason someone gets fired
sgoble32 0
that sucks sorry your boss was a coward
comepoopwithme 0
minus the shine part
PeachyJinx 7
That is just horrible... How dare he ... D:< I say you buy him a hooker with herpes with a card attached stating "No hard feelings" ((: