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By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 130

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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You deserved it 4 661

By xyz - 09/02/2009 18:24 - Ireland

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

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Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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You deserved it 145

By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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You deserved it 2 905

nmillamane 0

Friday 25 June 2010 16:22

sucks. find his brother haha.

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 25 June 2010 16:18

wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.

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RhuLynette 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 11:25

aw that sucks! tell your sis to ugly-up when your next boyfriend comes over!!

yankfan89 27

Saturday 24 September 2011 23:16

Your sister is ****** up

AnthonyDonato 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:50

I apologize on behalf of my gender

AlmightyBunhole 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:45

I thought you knew guys are assholes >.

dreamer2012 16

Friday 11 November 2011 0:18

Awww :( that sucks!

dreamer2012 16

Friday 11 November 2011 0:18

Awww :( that sucks!

EmperorHilo 11

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:52

Ouch...

Coffeebang 17

Monday 6 February 2012 22:40

Douche

quinn1184 25

Thursday 18 July 2013 7:31

Does he have a brother?

trey600rr 22

Thursday 7 August 2014 19:06

sounds like a threeway would be a good idea!

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