Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
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Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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kiran_fml 5
Why would you EVER consider doing that??
Bill3485 3
at least youve come to grips with the stupidity of your purchase!
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Comments (185)
sulitak 27
YDI all the way. There's a reason I wait at the very least three months before getting a tattoo. make sure you don't think its stupid in three months to a year.
MilkyFilmz 26
I'm getting a badge from editing.
MilkyFilmz 26
Here's my badge now c:
zomgbies 17
PLEASE tell me you cant have kids. You're obviously not mentally fit for it
SaintGoobers 19
On your lip? sorry what's wrong with you?
nic5x 24
What a dumb idea. Although I know a lot of people who have gotten lip tattoos and they've faded within the first six months.
communisttaco 16
The hell is wrong with you?
Cloversoul 2
Permanent tattoos don't go away. That's why they're called PERMANENT. They pierce your skin hundreds of times with ink, it's not exactly going to "go away".
Fuzzy_Kittehz 5
Um....tattoos don't fade. Clearly you need to take a common sense class, cause you apparently need one. Desperately.
lillypaige09 4
Those inside ur lips can my friend had one in high school it gone now tho over the years
lillypaige09 4
Why would it unless ur walking around with ur lip flipped inside out ???
ViviChenny 19
You're an idiot, but there are ways to cover it, like makeup. A little bit of concealer goes a long way.