buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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JohnnyOnTheSpot 0
x a thousand AMENS.
abbylolz 0
damn right! keep on sparkling vampz!
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
omg thats right fol!!!! dude this vampie shyt is getting old... it was cute at first but holy crap guys white boizz r soooo lastt year
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
uhh **** our lives... white boiz r soo overrated... and hate to burst ur twilight fantasies.... vampires arent real
DBkkk 0
I used to like twilight before it became popular and 9 yr old girls flooded everything with it. Ps ima guy I knew about twilight 2 yes ago
Slinky690 0
#349, go drink bleach you ******* retard, have you ever sat down a red a ******* book "Two lovers that cant be" Romeo and Juliet you ******* retard
mrfrog 0
twilight kicks ass!! sparkle on vampies :) we love you!! xxx
mrfrog 0
twilight kicks ass!! sparkle on vampies :) we love you!! xxx
allmidnighteyes 11
Twilight is the literary equivalent to bands like Nickelback, Millionaires, Brokencyde, 3OH!3, Attack Attack!, Owl City, Basshunter, and Blood On The Dance Floor.
Slinky690 0
#388 you pretty much just said it
fancypantsninja 0
Hey I like Attack Attack and nickelback!!!!!!!
GKLM 0
Its true :( FOL