Preach

Relatable

Today, after a full year of absolutely zero social interaction, I realized that I don’t miss it. At all. FML

Hermit life

Today, I realized I'm more happier alone than I ever will with somebody else. FML

#LurkerForLife

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

Invisible

Today, I've become so used to being ignored, that not only can I recognize the unique physical and verbal tics (or lack thereof) that certain people have when they're not listening to me, but I can even mutter just about anything under my breath - even in public - completely confident that no one will listen. FML

Poor choices were made

Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML

The opposite of Stars Hollow

Today, I recently moved to a new place. People around me here have been ignoring me from day one. It feels awkward and embarrassing to not get response when i talk to them. I'm an extrovert but still I can't cope up with this behavior. It's like they are observing my moves, and it's kind of creepy too. FML

Relatable

Today, I realized that I could have slept all day yesterday and it would've changed nothing. I don't talk to anyone and I don't do anything. My presence or lack of presence in this world means nothing and affects nobody. FML

The dreaded WhatsApp group

Today, I confirmed just how excluded I am by my very few friends. My messages in the group chat were completely ignored, yet another person was answered by multiple people within minutes. At least solitude can't let me down. FML

Honk if you Love Me!

Today, I'm so lonely that I get happy when I get attention from car drivers when they honk at me for driving too slowly. FML

Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML