Tim
United States
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Big_gulps_huh
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Shy guy
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
Female
Montebello, United States
Today, I was excited to finally get an interview after being unemployed since getting out of the military nearly a year ago. Turns out, they weren't even interested in hiring me. They'd just never met a female Marine before. FML
carboat
United States
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Anonymous
Davis, United States
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML
Anonymous
Frying pan, meet fire
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Fitz
United States
Benefits
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
S3R1AL K1LL3R X
United States
Smooth brainrot
Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML
saywhat
United States
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Jaxter
United States
Catch!
Today, I was walking up to girlfriend's house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic, I surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and I watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. FML
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dc4 12
Awww, that's cute :P
FreakinChaps 0
Girls aren't THAT scary...
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SorrowFull 8
Semper Fi, just remember that you are a Marine but if you want to impress a woman don't act like a Marine. Don't use stupid pick up lines, or drink until you get sick. The best advice just watch out for some women that target Marines, the px princesses.
reddawn85 8
^ truth
thir13enthour 0
Marines get mad pussy. I know a few girls who only go after military guys. Own that shit bro.
storminmormon89 0
Right there with you brother.
GoodLookingGeese 10
I like this guy (the OP). While he gets to play war - I get all the chicks. And this way we have a less competition down here - I bet you'll need few thousands of handsome, good looking guys as reinforcements to help you there!!!
xiiijinx 5
Thats cause you know what's gonna happen when you get shot at. Girls are unpredictable.
skulskinator 5
Dude I'll hook you up. I know so many girls who would love to date a man in the military
lizzyeah 0
Aww that's cute lol that does suck for you though
SilentTreatment 7
USMC Infantry!... Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest. Oorah??!
WHITE3TIGER 0
that's the same with me exept I'm a us Army ranger
fmlthatguy 1
thats because you cant get a bullet or motar pregnant and it wont give you herpes. SEMPER FI!