Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck...

By redneckfamily - 24/05/2013 07:06 - United States - Roy

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 006

You deserved it 3 672

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By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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You deserved it 4 595

By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 13:05 - United States

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 323

You deserved it 41 342

By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 682

You deserved it 50 346

By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 406

You deserved it 8 457

By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 22:59 - Australia - Redland Bay

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 570

You deserved it 5 030

Entitled

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 22:00

Today, my redneck mother, who I parted ways from years ago, found out I became wealthy in my 30s so she turned up at my house, thinking she could just move in. Then she tried to demand the money I owed for giving birth to me, and camped on my lawn until I called the cops, FML

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You deserved it 92

Some help

By fuckwank - 20/09/2013 20:31 - United States - Red Oak

Today, I offered to help out at my grandpa's farm, and he had me load buckets of water into his trunk. When he came by and saw me struggling to lift a bucket, he sneered, called me a moron for filling it up before putting it in the truck, and told me to just go home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 097

You deserved it 12 441

By overly nationalistic redneck - 19/10/2013 19:37 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 330

You deserved it 5 309

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 08:30 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 498

You deserved it 23 108

By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

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You deserved it 3 657

MrClean17 15

Friday 24 May 2013 12:07

*banjo noise in background*

robotiick7 23

Friday 24 May 2013 12:09

Does your grandpa sit in a rocking chair in front with a shotgun in his lap?

Comments

Joe9024 20

Friday 24 May 2013 12:27

I bet the tires were worth more than the truck they belonged too! No wonder he's so pissed.

Enslaved 36

Friday 24 May 2013 12:45

Don't be so hard on your family, Bubba J.

marousje 20

Friday 24 May 2013 13:12

That's one long sentence

djxerxes9000 18

Friday 24 May 2013 13:14

Frack yeah, I had to pause for breath

laurenasabutton 26

Friday 24 May 2013 13:37

Seriously hoping commas are added.

bReLiNg 18

Friday 24 May 2013 13:19

"Redredredred redneck" Do all the guys drink beer and talk about their trucks? Or that sweet little thing at the market?

KChubs 12

Friday 24 May 2013 13:45

I hate to be THAT guy but, You know you are a redneck when you post an FML about just how redneck your family is... I feel dirty.

perdix 29

Friday 24 May 2013 13:59

. . . and he used the money to rent some dentures for his sister, because her meth mouth knocked out most, but not all, of her teeth and the ******** are too rough.

buddy51 23

Friday 24 May 2013 14:22

Grampa gonna make unka bubba squeeeeeel like a pig while he compliments him on his purty mouf... Destroying his trailer with a backhoe is just redneck foreplay to the real fun! Your uncle's gonna be walking funny for a while and standing instead of sitting when grampa gits through with him!!