Today, I realized I'm so lonely that I get comfort from hearing my neighbor snore through my apartment wall. FML
LilRedRiding_27 tells us more.
Op here. Just for clarity I am in shape, I do own a cat but he doesn't exactly solve bedtime loneliness, i do have a roomate but shes on winter break. Comes down to shyness and social awkwardness which I'm working on. And needing to get laid...Also working on it. But thanks for the suggestions.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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DocBastard 40
At least that's the ONLY thing you hear him doing. Or is it?
windfuelsfire 10
Who needs swag when you have friends?
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LilRedRiding_27 0
Op here. Just for clarity I am in shape, I do own a cat but he doesn't exactly solve bedtime loneliness, i do have a roomate but shes on winter break. Comes down to shyness and social awkwardness which I'm working on. And needing to get laid...Also working on it. But thanks for the suggestions.
LilRedRiding_27 0
I'm a madam, but thank you kind sir.
Evercrimson 1
*Fellow lonely internet person hug*
drummerp64 16
*joins in on the lonely internet people hug*
MisUnFortunate 31
*group hug*
LilRedRiding_27 0
You would be if you took your cat on reddit. Ever hear of /r/awww?
CrazedOut 2
youre not the only one.. lol
countappa 2
Maybe you should get a dog. Not only would you always have company, they're a great way to meet new people. You can make friends when you go on regular walks. Plus owning a dog boosts self esteem and helps you keep up a regular exercise regimen. Head over to your local shelter and pick out a new best friend- but remember, they are a commitment, not a temporary solution!
xeka 10
Thin wall.
VScpu 3
How do you feel when you hear your neighbor having sex
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Why do you wanna know?? Are you her neighbor? O.O
adtrloverr 3
Let us be friends
bazookajoey 27
Awee, I just wanna hug you!!