Today, I realized I'm so lonely that I get comfort from hearing my neighbor snore through my apartment wall. FML
LilRedRiding_27 tells us more.
Op here. Just for clarity I am in shape, I do own a cat but he doesn't exactly solve bedtime loneliness, i do have a roomate but shes on winter break. Comes down to shyness and social awkwardness which I'm working on. And needing to get laid...Also working on it. But thanks for the suggestions.
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Wild Nights Out
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DocBastard 40
At least that's the ONLY thing you hear him doing. Or is it?
windfuelsfire 10
Who needs swag when you have friends?
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Comments (95)
Atomic_Mushroom 14
Online gaming isn't a way that should be considered, if your looking for a partner. Often it's cluttered with 12 year olds & rabies infested squirrels.
MorganBrown 8
Agreed. Online dating is a huge way of getting into trouble. Too many people lie about their age and how they look, what they've done. It's just not a thing a lot of people should recommend.
Mkymouse 2
that is kinda sad... get out meet some new people then u be like the rest of us.. banging on the wall and screaming shut up....
Atomic_Mushroom 14
"...then u be like the rest of us.." I'm sure the rest of us are less grammatically challenged.
LilRedRiding_27 0
Lol I'll work on it
SerpentBoy 8
Don't let life pass you by OP.. There's a whole world of people interested in the same things you are.. Go out and expirence things, you'll meet people with common interests.
DrunkButterfly 17
That's pretty impressive. My dad snores like a freight train and I can't sleep through that. I hear my mom yelling at him all the time. It would be hilarious if it wasn't 2AM lol
TheDrifter 24
Why not just go sleep with your neighbor? No more lonely for either of you.
LilRedRiding_27 0
That's not an option he's old and married, and speaks no English. That's too many barriers for me. I have people to sleep with but those would be your average horndog duchebags good for a night but not much comfort long term types.
perdix 31
Good thing you like it, because if you try to stop him, he'll fart in your face and laugh about it.
rhysfucker 24
Neighbor, Perdix....different rooms...
perdix 31
#33, the OP has probably cut a secret "glory hole" in the wall, so she can more fully enjoy her neighbor. When he doses off, she can pop it open and enjoy seeing, hearing, touching and smelling him. The effective stalker doesn't go for a full-frontal assault. He or she toys with his or her prey for a while ;)
zandalee 20
Sounding a wee bit too experienced in this field Perdix.
perdix 31
#39, then I guess the "Field Guide for Stalking the Wild perdix" I wrote and distribute to cute female fans will solidify your suspicion ;) Do you require a copy?
LilRedRiding_27 0
Op here. That is the creepiest thing I've ever heard o.O Lol but I love how you sound like a pro, future stalkers on here take tips from #37. Just prey he's not already one of your neighbors.
perdix 31
#67, Being called creepy by someone who listens to her neighbor snore? High praise, indeed! Thanks for giving me one of the best compliments I've ever received. Did you want a copy of the "Field Guide," then? Sounds like you need a hobby.
LilRedRiding_27 0
Even if it wasn't comforting I have no choice but to hear him if its coming through thin walls. Id be considered pathetic you sir and you glory hole tips are creepy. So no I don't want your guide. But thank you for offering.
drummerp64 16
Perdix, I'd just like to say, you really liven up any FML. You're one of the first people I search for when I read the comments. P.S. OP, don't take him too seriously. This is the kind of thing he always posts. He's even admitted himself never to actually take his posts seriously.
happle 21
Wtf I have a cat and I'm not famous. :c
CheckMyProfile 17
Imagine what will happen to you if your neighbour got his snoring problem treated? O.o
Smartdumbblonde 27
Why don't you go out and make some new friends or hang out with your friends? Have a get together, throw a party. Have your friends introduce you to someone. Bring on the socialization!
alexiskelley18 6
hmmm maybe its time to go out and actually communicate with people? (: