Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Did you meet him on FML?
grosjean 1
Oh dear. So you go on at someone for using a perfectly acceptable different spelling to you, and then when someone points that out you don't care? And not only that, you fail to use a question mark at the end of post number 2 and also use 'your' rather than 'you're'. Apart from that, you seem pretty cool and intellectual.
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Comments (149)
been2long 0
uh.. you misspelled realized...
1personinthiswor 0
OP, you aren't alone. Pretty much all the Grammar Nazi's here are like that. (I'm kidding, but I welcome indignant comments, just for laughs.) How exactly did you ask him out, though? "Hi, I saw you used your instead of you're! I like that in a man. Pick me up at 7." Mental image planted.
mtnairtom 0
Correct spelling and grammar is a very important trait. I say go for it with the good speller, it is not very common anymore
Texast 0
I mrmett a Guy onnline 12 yrs. ago
PepperdotNet 2
For those complaining about the OP's spelling of 'realised' you should realize that in most former British colonies, that is the correct spelling.
Texast 0
I met a Guy online 12 yrrs ago azwnd we are very good friends still.
nixnox 0
lmao #6... That would be epic fail for sure, but hilarious!!!
AwesomeTastic4 0
I DONT THINK THIS IS REALLY AN FML!
agentmak 0
Those of you dissing her for ''realise'', it is the british version of spelling ''realize''. the world does not consist of just the united states, you ignorant fools.
Lisa89 3
so? Just use better dating sites if you want someone nice online. Or go out and try and meet someone in the real world..