Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Did you meet him on FML?
grosjean 1
Oh dear. So you go on at someone for using a perfectly acceptable different spelling to you, and then when someone points that out you don't care? And not only that, you fail to use a question mark at the end of post number 2 and also use 'your' rather than 'you're'. Apart from that, you seem pretty cool and intellectual.
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Comments (149)
Judus_beej 0
do you get off watching spelling bee's or something? the word is galaxy. oh baby!
polico_wolf 0
Properly is not a very hard word to spell.
Katie_babe 3
Haha, umm no.2 and no.10, do you guys know how to spell? Realised is spelt correctly! FYL'S for being so stupid!
nerdsgetmehot 23
So? I met my boyfriend online, and we're both far from being losers. Also, having good spelling and grammar is attractive.
TheDrifter 24
Online is a great place to meet people. Though I have noticed that I seem to attract an inordinate number of lovely psychopaths online.
lawls79 14
dating online is perfectly normal these days. I do it every week with success. Hahah
heather_bunny 3
i totally understand that. spelling correctly IS hot.
RedPillSucks 33
OP, hopefully, you weren't looking on the FML website.
mrbodo 3
well good thing he didn't choose you based on your spelling, YOU SPELLED REALIZE WRONG!
RedPillSucks 33
@90 Sigh.... Read the comments above before you add your own comment please.
Esca_B 0
Heh. Well, you'll all be pleased to know he has bought tickets to Leonard Cohen concert. In another state. And he's paying for everything. So I think he turned out to be a good choice. We shall see, however. Separate rooms for us though. Uh huh.