Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Did you meet him on FML?
grosjean 1
Oh dear. So you go on at someone for using a perfectly acceptable different spelling to you, and then when someone points that out you don't care? And not only that, you fail to use a question mark at the end of post number 2 and also use 'your' rather than 'you're'. Apart from that, you seem pretty cool and intellectual.
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frenchboy95 2
The part about the not having a date in a while is sad, but the fact that you're interested because he can spell properly isn't necessarily bad. I know my girlfriend thinks it's attractive that I know so much stuff about science, me being a science geek and all. A lot of girls are very attracted to intelligence. Those who have intelligence, that is. (I'm pretty sure I just insulted a whole community of people.)
chelseathompson 0
don't give up, your guys out there!
the101dan 0
Woah! Guys?! Plural?! *****!!!
lilykat84 4
wow you must be desperate lol. I suggest going out and getting a life op :)
Esca_B 0
bahahahaah. lol. I actually went out last night with friends and forgot all about FML, rolled out of bed and logged in to check news etc then remembered FML. Meanwhile you're telling me to get a life. LMAO.
DocBastard 40
And his name was marinus and you lived happily ever after?
marinus_fml 20
Haha! OP lives like 6000km away from me, if I remember my geography classes correctly. I doubt anyone would travel that far for an online date! But then again, who can resist a guy with proper punctuation and spelling, eh?
RedPillSucks 33
He has large diction.
bobsanction 18
Finding someone that can spell properly on the internet is a rare achievement. You should give him a shot.
Goddess_Rummy 13
I concur.
alinefromme 0
Wait. Ummm...you mean there are OTHER criteria? Who knew?
zoroaster74 1
The sad, lonely life of a grammar Nazi is revealed.
foshigado 2
It's too bad you can't spell your damn self...
AwesomeTastic4 0
not really an fml??
meggwilson 0
I met my man online :) I couldn't be happier.