Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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pieintheface 0
maybe that's his evil twin
Skroal_stomper 5
guess he wasn't into you.
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Comments (178)
thatoneguy14 0
hahaha! break up wit that fool!
crossover88546 0
twentieth
protekyonek 0
ydi for being needy and annoying and forcing him to lie to get some space from you.
coderedz 0
you need to go become a amateur web **** star and then laugh at him
Jennifra 0
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mona_is_here 10
the stupidest thing I've ever heard
the_flirtt 0
y amature ?
bufabuka 0
yeah get you a white boy, cuz we Mexicans use that excuse all the time, when we need some time off;)
cheeez4u 8
YUP, I've used this excuse before. It's because you are probably clingy and annoying and when he tries to break up with you you explode into uncontrollable sobbing. Get over him and find someone who is desperate and clingy like u :-)
kshizzlekt 0
burnnn
apintsizepeanut_fml 4
the same? you mean it's not a different one? how many boyfriends do you have?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Maybe his parents said "Hey, we're going to Mexico!", loaded everyone up in the car and dropped your boyfriend off at the mall-- and he just has no idea that he's not in Mexico. :P
aardvarkish 17
31 may be on to something.
muffpuncher 0
I've seen this post before.....
misfitSuperStar 0
DOUCHE!!! Drop him like he's hot! fyl op