bibliosexual, babbling poet.
gay, polyamorous, pansexual/panromantic.
loner, daydreamer, optimistic.
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Consolation prize
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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I agree, my mouse works.
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YDI Master
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Judgmental
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50 favorites
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A new thumb
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One more and it's business time
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
By Anonymous - /
Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 /
United States
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
By ScoobieDoo - /
Friday 20 March 2009 04:15 /
United States