Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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davemojo 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

congratulations ur goin to marry abird

lovelydarlings 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:08

She was just slap happy!

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brownbassplayer 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:45

I literally loled after reading this

ADM44123 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:46

The fact that she would do that is most likely why the OP loves her, and wants to marry her. congrats :)

momothebunny 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:57

That Sounds Like Something i Would Do . . . xD

iilovecokee 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:01

You've got yourself a winner son.

amochizuki 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:11

obviously your fiancé is hitting herself for saying yes

gunman15 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:33

that's f her life not fmylife

PandaPi 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 13:03

she wanted to make sure it's not a dream

lizliz23 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 15:46

haha lol tht sucks ... 4 her :)

Goldangel100 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:30

Lol, but thats adorable :)

RoxxyHustle 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:36

wow. Don't breed with that.

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