Transportation: Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable...

By sucksforme - 12/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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kingsolomon89 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 9:13

everyone knows a plastic mount is why you have to pay the $150 for the GPS system. GPS Unit = $150 Broken Window = $250 Stolen Plastic Mount = Priceless

techtonictwerp 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 13:50

Sure they would. Leaving the mount sitting there means you HAVE a GPS, and most people just put it in their center console or glovebox when they're not in the car, not their pocket. So the thief probably assumed there was a GPS unit, then got irritated when there wasn't and took the mount to be a dick.

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suckishfather 0

Monday 14 September 2009 5:53

someone must have realllllly wanted that mount...

benhasmash 0

Monday 14 September 2009 14:12

this happens all the time that's why you don't leave the mount in the window, they were looking for the gps

nomo_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 2:31

Obviously, you shouldn't leave the mount on the window... Duh. That just implies that you have the GPS in the glove compartment or something.

blairyboo 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:24

wow uh srry but I dnt think this is true. if it is pls correct me and I'm sorry but I dnt think someone would brake in jst to steal a mount srry

blairyboo 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:26

srry Now I'm kinda understanding maybe they though it was in the glove box or under a seat haha srry for my last comment I feel stupid now but anyway srry for ur broken car):

turtles1321 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 7:21

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erickk_fml 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:12

must have been a hobo. just putting out there.

bekbek114 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 6:31

good thing u took the gps

zltzlt 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:51

same thing happened to me, apart from the fact that there was an xbox, Gamecube and DS in the back, and £100 in the glove compartment. they'd taken everything out of the glove compartment to check for the GPS too and the money was scattered over the floor haha