Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML
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Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML
Today, a licensed child psychologist with 20 years of experience threw my son out after his first appointment, with the immortal line, “You must be taking the piss, there’s a church in town, you’re gonna need their help more than mine.” He’s probably right. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, my wife is furious with me because I would rather our teenage son see a counselor instead of a psychiatrist. I want our son to learn healthy coping mechanisms for life, not just take pills to make everything go away. FML
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML
Today, I told my parents about my life problems, after they forced me to open up. Now they want to send me to a psychiatrist. Don't trust anyone. FML
Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML
Today, my dad told me that people requiring psychiatric treatment are just weak and pathetic, and what they really need is a kick up the ass and to get a fucking grip. He told me this not 30 seconds after my doctor recommended I spend some time in a facility for my severe depression. FML
Today, my coworker was going on and on about how her son was nice and got good grades but that she needed to find him a therapist because he's too shy in class, and how she didn't want her friends to think badly of her. She's a counselor. I sat in silence for almost an hour, because all I could think was, "WTF? Poor kid." FML
Today, my husband is furious with me for going behind his back and getting our son a psychological evaluation. His primary care physician, a psychologist, and a pediatric psychiatrist all agree that our son is AuDHD. My husband says no because he “doesn’t believe in that crap.” FML
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coming back in the future 30
I did nazi that coming. (Ill lead myself out) But seriously something wrong with him.
maffy11 16
At least he has a "can-do" attitude?
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Comments (65)
StarkWolf_fml 23
and I just got done watching American Horror Stories: Asylum :-)
Kallian_fml 21
^This. It is possible to have respect for a persons abilities, without having any respect for their cause.
DenverTyrrell 13
Maybe he meant inspiring all those people...? There is still hope for him
keiNan_fml 35
everybody knows what hitler did and it was really insane, but don't just focus on the negativity of the statement, he might be talking about the leadership..
Noreason89 6
If he's planning something on that large a scale I sure hope he has a lot of pillows.
sdroze1389 31
possibly one of the greatest economic reforms as well?
BocaAlban 3
Please get him some counseling help Immediately.
Smiley_70 22
Just ensure he doesn't band with ISIS.
Wakachulak 22
He could just mean how he fooled so many people into following him.
teentee401 37
As long as you don't let him enroll in art school, you should be fine.